Ant Jokes
This page is about ant humor. Below are some of our favorite ant jokes. Feel free to Email your funny ant jokes to be included here.
| Question | Answer |
| What do you call two teenage ants running to vegas? | Antelope |
| How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? | Tenants |
| What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? | Independant |
| What is the biggest ant in the world? | Elephant |
| What ant is even bigger than that? | Giant |
| What do you call a 100 year old ant? | Antique |
| What game do ants play with elephants? | Squash |
| Why don't anteaters get sick? | Because they are full of antibodies |
| What do you call an ant from overseas? | Important |
| What do you call an ant with frogs legs? | Antphibian |
| What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm? | One is a legacy and the other is a sea of legs. |
| Why did the ant race along the boxtop? | Because the box said: "Tear Along Dotted Line." |
| What do you call an ant who sluffs school? | Truant |
| What kind of ant is good at adding things up? | Accountant |
| What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? | Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant... |
| What do you call an army ant? | Militant |
