Ant Jokes

This page is about ant humor. Below are some of our favorite ant jokes. Feel free to Email your funny ant jokes to be included here.

Question Answer
What do you call two teenage ants running to vegas?Antelope
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Tenants
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone? Independant
What is the biggest ant in the world? Elephant
What ant is even bigger than that? Giant
What do you call a 100 year old ant? Antique
What game do ants play with elephants? Squash
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they are full of antibodies
What do you call an ant from overseas? Important
What do you call an ant with frogs legs? Antphibian
What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm? One is a legacy and the other is a sea of legs.
Why did the ant race along the boxtop? Because the box said: "Tear Along Dotted Line."
What do you call an ant who sluffs school? Truant
What kind of ant is good at adding things up? Accountant
What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...
What do you call an army ant?Militant

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